Absolutely love some of the new Christian Bumper stickers that Jon over at Stuff Christians Like is planning to create. Some of them are down right hilarious. Check them out:
1. “Quit judging! I direct deposit my tithe.”
2. “Sorry I cut you off. I’m a Christian, but I drive like an agnostic.”
3. “My other car is a chariot of fire.”
4. “In case of rapture, I’m not sure reading this bumper sticker is a top priority for you.”
5. “Another Sunday Morning Jogger/Saturday Night Church Attendee”
6. “God created it. The Bible said. My wife and I are doing it. SEX.”
7. “A hedge of protection is my car insurance. Seriously, I’m uninsured.”
8. “I’ve got GPS. God Prayer System!”
Okay, so the last one was a little weak, but most were pretty funny. Check out the rest of the post on how to score your Christian Bumper Stickers. And, by the way, if you have a blog reader then he ought to be in it. You can also subscribe via email.
Okay people, it’s ‘fess-up time. What bumper stickers are on your ride?
I don’t have any but I am hoping very soon that 3. “My other car is a chariot of fire.” becomes one soon!
I almost fell outta my chair when I read this blog yesterday morning. Great stuff. I love the first one. No stickers on my ride, though i do have the apple logo static sticker on the window. That has biblical undertones, right?
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As a joke, I bought a bumper sticker for Travis that said, “If it ain’t King James, it ain’t Bible.” He refused to put it on, but I thought it was most excellent.
Trevor that’s awesome. I’m surprised you didn’t just put it on his car without asking – like I’m going to do to JJ. He needs that one. Here’s hoping no one tells him and he doesn’t read my comments.
Need it? I already have it.
Remind me not to leave my car unattended.